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(no subject) [Jul. 30th, 2004|02:02 pm]
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Here's "How Not to Get Your Ass Beat [by the police]"

So yesterday, I saw Napoleon Dynamite w/ Rachel, CJ and Alex. That was such a wonderful movie I died a little inside. "I got you a nice bass" or something. Napoleon's eyes were closed throughout the entire freakin movie. It was funny, when CJ and I first walked in to look for Rachel and Alex, we were looking for a hulking giant and a small girl, and we saw 3 Jewish girls instead. Then, we hung out for a while and drove to Costa Mesa for Krispy Kreme that nobody wanted. Damn you all! At least I got some good pictures of me and Rachel out of this?

I'm so confused as to what is going to go down on Saturday, but it'll be fun nonetheless??
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(no subject) [Jul. 28th, 2004|03:04 am]
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[mood |goodgood]

Today was interesting. I went to philosophy class, then went to Bowler's to play games and watch Tad Hamilton (which was not "CUTE", Stephanie...only Topher was heheh). Then I went home, then I went to Krispy Kreme, then I went to the playground at 2 AM with a watergun, snorkeling equipment, orange juice, krispy kreme hat, and CJ. Needless to say somebody ended up with sand in their ass and a pearl in their vagina.
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(no subject) [Jul. 24th, 2004|08:23 pm]
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[mood |embarrassedembarrassed]
[music |california - loudermilk]

Alright this day is fucking weird. After the whole haircut experience, I went to Annie's recital (she was probably the best one out of the herd, hahah) then I went shopping with my momster. I bought this nice gray coat. Yay for Chicago weather! Then, I went to a gas station in Laguna Beach, and this dude came up to me (while I was buying some fucking Corn Nuts) and asks, "do you work here?" and I was going to say no, but I noticed that HE worked here (he was wearing the gas station t-shirt and everything) so I thought I misunderstood him...so I asked, "excuse me?" and he asked again, "do you work here?" Awkward silence ensued. He then clarifies, "oh no, I don't mean HERE, I mean in Laguna Beach. I thought I saw you working at that restaurant down there..." (Note: the restaurant was called "Hot Barbara's" or something and I think it was a gentlemen's club) Then I blurt--"I don't live in California, I'm just here visiting my relatives." and run out, dropping my California Driver's license on the way. Embarrassed, I run back in, grab it, and run back out only to find that my car wasn't opening!! Then some surly Latino man told me that I was trying to open HIS car. He didn't even have a VW Passat--he had a Honda. I am so retarded.

At least I got into Freshman Urban Program @ Northwestern!!
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scary and hairy [Jul. 24th, 2004|12:58 pm]
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I just had the worst experience of my entire life. I went to get my hair cut.

My mom woke me up at 10 in the morning after I had stayed up until 4 AM watching Amelie and The Perfect Score (the most depressing movie in the world, by the way). She pulled the old Asian mom shrieking routine and of course, my ears could only stand so much banshee death noise. So I woke up and sat in her Nissan Quest and she drove off into the dark abyss known as the KOREAN MARKET.

So the woman (aka my mother) directs me into this seedy little hair salon next to the Korean market and I immediately got this wave of anxiety. It was full of old Indian and Vietnamese ladies bitching about the air conditioning--the sad part was, THEY ALL WORKED THERE! Then this old, scary lookin Korean lady tells me to sit down and she washed my hair...then she said, "wait a second, you didn't have an appointment with me."

Of course, I was confused and said, "you just told me to come here."

Then the psycho old Korean lady had a little chat with my mom, whose face had twisted into several different gradations of confused and angry over the course of three minutes. So in the end, I got my hair cut by this hoey Vietnamese lady who didn't understand what I meant when I said, "could you cut it shorter?"

So therefore, my hair is still too long. Fuck it.
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story of my life [Jul. 23rd, 2004|04:33 pm]
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I am so bored. This house is a mess--even the ants are getting disgusted. I only have $14 spending money left (from the $400 I scrounged up from various relatives during my trip to Korea). I want to go shopping in San Francisco. Does anybody else want to go? Tickets via Southwest airlines are only $39 (one-way...so roundtrip is like $80, which is still pretty good).
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(no subject) [Jul. 22nd, 2004|12:57 am]
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[mood |bouncy]

I really, really, really, really, really x 300 want to see Harold and Kumar go to White Castle....!! I heard they'll be showing a preview this Friday. Hmmm!! I wonder if my Mozart and the Whale past will help me get into this "private screening". It probably won't because everybody hates Josh Hartnett. And whales. But mostly Josh Hartnett.
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2004|10:35 pm]
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[mood |tiredtired]

My sleeping patterns are so screwed up. I slept last night at 4:30 AM, woke up at 11 AM, went back to sleep at 5 PM, woke up again 9 PM. What am I going to do?! I really need to buy more pants. If anybody wants to do anything at any time of the day or night, don't hesitate to call my cell. Krispy Kreme at 1 AM... mmmm. Donuts always taste so much better when you're high on sleep.
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2004|10:31 pm]
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2004|12:01 am]
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I went to Mitsuwa with my sister and I ate like a madman. Thank you Stephanie for introducing me to such a wonderful place! I <3 Japan(ese products)!

Things to do before September 8th:
1. Finish reading Harry Potter books
2. Buy more pants
3. Go to Orange County Fair
4. Sleep over like nobody's business
4a. Have another one of those potluck/game sleepover thing we had last year, that was freakin awesome
5. Ding Dong Dang
6. Kill Not kill a man
7. Beach bonfire
8. California Adventure
9. Go to Chicago
10. STOP STUTTERING LIKE A CHEAP ASIAN CRACKWHORE

:D!! I think Grace is back from Taiwan...YAY!
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Death!!! [Jul. 18th, 2004|10:35 am]
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I haven't slept in 2 days. According to CJ if I don't sleep tonight, I will die.

So yesterday, I saw "I,Robot" with Stephanie D, Sharon, Amber, Jessica, Alex, which was a pretty bad movie. Sorry Alex. That movie sucked ballsacks. Then, we ate at Alex's house and hung out for a while... "FIRE ALARM." And so on and so forth. Now I am here.
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